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Love and sex in Rome

Catullus, adultery law, brothel graffiti and Hadrian's grief.

74 entries · 78 hours · 64 with a written verdict · Australian 31 · British 23 · American 11

Catullus wrote love poetry filthy enough that Victorian editions left the lines in Latin. Augustus criminalised adultery and then exiled his own daughter under the law. Hadrian lost Antinous in the Nile and founded a city for him. The shows here handle all of it as evidence about how people lived, and the graffiti in Pompeii is the best source anyone has.

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20h 10mRome EssentialDrama

Two seasons, cancelled far too early, and still the only screen Rome that feels lived in. It follows two soldiers through Caesar's rise and Octavian's, and the politics of the street is as carefully built as the politics of the Senate.

3h 19mJulius Caesar #34 – Alexandria & Cleopatra Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Over three hours in Egypt: a head in a basket, a queen who needed a Roman, and a war in the streets of Alexandria that Caesar had not planned and nearly lost.

1h 39m120 Michael III The Drunk Roman Emperors: Totalus RankiumPodcast

Part of Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Ninety-nine minutes on an emperor whose nickname comes from the dynasty that murdered him and needed him to look unfit.

1h 31mCleopatra 1963 - Cleopatra and Caesar The Partial HistoriansPodcast

Part of The Partial Historians

The Taylor and Burton epic held against what is actually known, which is less than the film assumes and stranger. An hour and a half, and the costume budget gets the scrutiny it deserves.

1h 26m122 Leo VI The Wise Roman Emperors: Totalus RankiumPodcast

Part of Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Eighty-six minutes on the lawgiver who married four times to get an heir and had to be readmitted to his own church.

1h 26mCaligula #3 – The Movie (Part 3) Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

The last of three episodes of live commentary on the 1979 film, eighty-six minutes of it. Watching two historians react to Tinto Brass and Gore Vidal is a way into the reception of Caligula that no straight narrative gives you.

1h 23mCleopatra (1963) - Cleopatra and Antony The Partial HistoriansPodcast

Part of The Partial Historians

The second half of the Taylor and Burton epic, and the studio that nearly went under making it. Eighty-three minutes, with the history checked as they go.

1h 16mClaudius #13 – Roman Incest Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

The marriage to his brother's daughter, the senate vote that made it legal, and the adoption of her son over his own. Seventy-six minutes on the four years that ended the dynasty's luck.

1h 12mNERO #21 – PROMISCUOUS THONG Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

The last year: Vindex, Galba, the senate's vote, and a suicide that needed help. Seventy-two minutes on the fall of the Julio-Claudians.

1h 10mCaligula Caesar #2 – The Movie (Part 2) Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

The second half of the same demolition, ending with why a film this bad still shapes what people think they know. Seventy minutes.

1h 09mEpisode 114 – The Tale of Verginia The Partial HistoriansPodcast

Part of The Partial Historians

Livy and Dionysius both tell the story of Verginia, and the two doctors read them side by side. Sixty-nine minutes on a father who kills his daughter in the Forum to keep her from a decemvir, and on why Rome needed that story to be rid of its second decemvirate.

1h 08mNero #3 – Nero In Love Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Octavia, Acte and Poppaea, and a court where marriage was policy and affection was a threat. Just over an hour on the domestic politics of a teenage emperor.

1h 08mCaligula Caesar #1 – The Movie (Part 1) Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

The 1979 Penthouse film taken apart scene by scene, with what the sources actually say beside it. Just over an hour, and the gap is wider than the defenders admit.

1h 05m536. Emperors of Rome: Caligula, Incest and Insanity (Part 3) The Rest Is HistoryPodcast

Part of The Rest Is History

Part three of the emperors run, sixty-five minutes on Caligula, built largely on Suetonius, who was writing eighty years later with the archives open and a taste for the worst version.

1h 03mEpisode CC - Cleopatra and Antony (Live in Melbourne) Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

The two hundredth episode, live: the Donations of Alexandria, in which Antony handed Roman provinces to a foreign queen's children. An hour on the gift that made Actium inevitable.

1h 03mCaligula #8 – Shamelessness Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Sixty-three minutes on the incidents the sources use to prove Caligula's character, weighed one at a time for what could be behind them.

1h 03mJulius Caesar #8 – Caesar Goes To Spain Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Sixty-three minutes on the governorship that paid off his debts and gave him a triumph he gave up to stand for consul.

1h 01mClaudius #12 – Lips That Grip Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

An hour on the court after Messalina, with four freedmen competing to choose the next empress and the winner installing his own candidate.

59mNero #7 – Salacious Stories Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Fifty-nine minutes working through the scandal material and asking what each story was for when it was written.

58m535. Emperors of Rome: Tiberius, Slaughter and Scandal (Part 2) The Rest Is HistoryPodcast

Part of The Rest Is History

Part two, fifty-eight minutes on Tiberius and on Suetonius, whose biography of him is the most salacious he wrote and the reason the reputation stuck.

57mEpisode CLIV – Messalina Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

Fifty-seven minutes on Claudius' third wife, the bigamous wedding held while he was away, and a name that became a byword within a generation.

57mClaudius #5 – The Wife Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Messalina at fifteen, married to a man of fifty, and the court that grew around her. Fifty-seven minutes on a marriage that was policy before it was scandal.

56mSex in Ancient Rome The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

Fifty-six minutes on Roman sexual norms, which sorted people by who was doing what to whom and cared about status far more than about gender.

56mSpecial Episode - Enemy of My Dreams with Jenny Williamson The Partial HistoriansPodcast

Part of The Partial Historians

With Jenny Williamson

Jenny Williamson on her novel about Boudica's daughters, and on writing fiction into the gaps the sources leave. Fifty-six minutes.

54mEpisode CCII - The Death of Cleopatra and Antony Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

Fifty-four minutes on the eleven months in Alexandria after the defeat, and two suicides staged with care. The asp arrives late in the tradition and may be entirely literary.

53mAntony and Cleopatra The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

With Daisy Dunn

Daisy Dunn on the pair from Tarsus to the tomb, fifty-three minutes. The political arithmetic gets as much room as the romance, which is the only way the ending makes sense.

53mEmperor Tiberius: Monster or Misunderstood? The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

With Daisy Dunn

Daisy Dunn on the general who won back the German frontier and then spent eleven years on Capri. Fifty-three minutes; the episode opens with a warning about its subject matter and earns it.

53m534. Emperors of Rome: Sex Secrets of the Caesars (Part 1) The Rest Is HistoryPodcast

Part of The Rest Is History

Part one, fifty-three minutes on Suetonius, who had the imperial archives open to him and used them to write the most quotable and least reliable book on the Caesars.

53mCaligula #10 – “Anal Maintenance” Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Fifty-three minutes on the court and the household, where the stories about the emperor's private life start and mostly stay.

53mJulius Caesar # 6 – Amor Vincit Omnia Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Fifty-three minutes on Caesar's marriages and affairs as political instruments, including the wife he was told to divorce and did not.

49mCatullus: Rome's Most Erotic Poet The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

With Daisy Dunn

Daisy Dunn on Catullus, who wrote a hundred and sixteen poems in the last decades of the Republic and used language that translators kept quietly softening. Forty-nine minutes.

49m340: Hadrian and Antinous The Rest Is HistoryPodcast

Part of The Rest Is History

Antinous drowned in the Nile in AD 130 and Hadrian answered by making him a god, with temples, a city and coinage. Forty-nine minutes on grief exercised by someone with the power to enforce it.

48mDivorced, Murdered, Survived: Nero's Wives The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

Lauren Ginsberg of Duke on Octavia, Poppaea and Statilia Messalina: the three women Nero married, and the two he is said to have killed. Forty-eight minutes given to their side of it.

45mThe Fall of Mark Antony: From Caesar to Cleopatra The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

With Jeffrey Tatum

Jeff Tatum on the stretch from Philippi in 42 BC to Actium, the years when Antony was the senior partner in the triumvirate and spent that advantage. Forty-five minutes, the second of two parts.

44mEpisode 333 - The Bachelorhood of Basil II with Mark Masterson The History of ByzantiumPodcast

Part of The History of Byzantium

With Mark Masterson

Mark Masterson on why the emperor who ruled for half a century never married, and on what the sources will and will not say about it. Forty-four minutes, a thousand years after his death.

41m196. Julius Caesar & Cleopatra (Part 2) The Rest Is HistoryPodcast

Part of The Rest Is History

Part two of four on Cleopatra, covering the Alexandrian war and the years she spent in a villa across the Tiber while Caesar was alive. Forty-one minutes.

40mEpisode B54 – Efqa The Ancient WorldPodcast

Part of The Ancient World

Forty minutes on the Efqa spring that made Palmyra possible, and on the close of the Bloodline series. Scott Chesworth reads the inscriptions slowly and lets them do the arguing.

40m197. Antony & Cleopatra (Part 3) The Rest Is HistoryPodcast

Part of The Rest Is History

Part three of four, forty minutes on what Plutarch and then Shakespeare did to the story before anyone alive today met it.

39mMessalina: Empress of Rome The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

With Honor Cargill-Martin

Honor Cargill-Martin on Claudius's third wife and, more usefully, on the charge sheet: who wrote it, how long after, and what they wanted from it. Thirty-nine minutes.

37mSex Work in Pompeii The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

Thirty-seven minutes on the evidence for brothels in Pompeii, and on how much of it is a modern habit of reading every carved phallus as a signpost.

37mThe Truth About the Roman Orgy (And More!) The AncientsPodcast

Part of The Ancients

Alastair Blanshard on where the orgy came from, which is largely later writers and a Victorian appetite for a decadent Rome. Thirty-seven minutes.

37mEpisode CXII - The Book of Love Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

With Peter Davis

Thirty-seven minutes on Ovid's Ars Amatoria, a manual for seduction published while Augustus was legislating against adultery.

35mEpisode CXXV - Call Me Not a Lord, for I Am a Lady (Elagabalus III) Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

With Caillan Davenport

Thirty-five minutes on the passages about Elagabalus asking to be called lady, and on what a hostile historian was doing when he wrote them down.

33mEpisode 43 – Lucius Tarquinius Superbus – The Lucretia Chronicle The Partial HistoriansPodcast

Part of The Partial Historians

The last king and the rape of Lucretia, the story Romans used to explain why they hated the word. Thirty-three minutes on a founding myth for the Republic built on a woman's death.

31mEpisode CII - Clodia Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

Thirty-one minutes on the woman Catullus wrote as Lesbia and Cicero prosecuted as a poisoner, which are the only two portraits we have.

31mEpisode CXX - Adultery Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

Thirty-one minutes on the Augustan law that made adultery a public crime, and on the daughter and granddaughter he exiled under it.

28mEpisode 110 - The Four Wives of Leo VI The History of ByzantiumPodcast

Part of The History of Byzantium

Twenty-eight minutes on an emperor who needed an heir and married four times to get one, against a church that allowed three.

28mLove in the Borderlands Being Roman with Mary BeardPodcast

Part of Being Roman with Mary Beard

Regina was a British slave from the Catuvellauni, freed and married by Barates, a Syrian from Palmyra, and he buried her at South Shields in two languages. Twenty- eight minutes.

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28mLoving An Emperor Being Roman with Mary BeardPodcast

Part of Being Roman with Mary Beard

Marcus Aurelius as his letters show him, which is a good deal warmer and more flirtatious than the Meditations ever let on. Twenty-eight minutes on the correspondence with Fronto.

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27m104- Here Comes the Sun The History of RomePodcast

Part of The History of Rome

Elagabalus, fourteen years old, arriving in Rome with a Syrian sun god and a priesthood. Twenty-seven minutes on a reign nobody survived explaining.

27mThree Lovers and a Funeral Being Roman with Mary BeardPodcast

Part of Being Roman with Mary Beard

Allia Potestas, remembered on her tombstone by a lover who shared her with a friend and thought the arrangement worth carving in stone. Twenty-seven minutes with Mary Beard on a single inscription.

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26mThe Death of Antony & Cleopatra (30 B.C.E.) Historia CivilisYouTube

Part of Historia Civilis

Twenty-six minutes of coloured rectangles on the last year of both of them, Actium to the asp. Historia Civilis is strongest on sequence, and 30 BC is almost entirely sequence.

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26mEpisode LV - What Hadrian Loves Best Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

Antinous, the drowning in the Nile, and a city founded for a dead boy. Twenty-six minutes on grief turned into an imperial cult with temples of its own.

26m049- Apollo and Dionysus The History of RomePodcast

Part of The History of Rome

Duncan on the propaganda war: Octavian as Apollo and order, Antony as Dionysus and the east. Twenty-six minutes on how you make a civil war look like a foreign one.

25mEpisode XXXV - A Pleasant Surprise From the Emperor Titus Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

Twenty-five minutes on Titus, who had been feared as the next Nero and turned out generous, then died after twenty-six months.

25m083- May His Bones Be Crushed The History of RomePodcast

Part of The History of Rome

Twenty-five minutes on Domitian's fall and the formal erasure that followed, with his name chiselled off inscriptions across the empire.

24m062- Take My Wife...Please The History of RomePodcast

Part of The History of Rome

Twenty-four minutes on the dynastic marriages of the Julio-Claudians, where every wedding was a succession plan and most of them failed.

24mVitellius #19 – Rome’s Civil War Gets Horny Life of CaesarPodcast

Part of Life of Caesar

Twenty-four minutes on the propaganda of 69, in which every side accused the others of exactly the same vices.

22mEpisode XLIV - Roman Sexuality Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

Twenty-two minutes on a system organised by who penetrated whom, with gender a secondary question. Modern categories fit it badly.

22m059- To the Tiber with Tiberius The History of RomePodcast

Part of The History of Rome

Duncan on the reign that kept the machine running and made everybody miserable, including the phrase the crowds shouted at his funeral. Twenty-two minutes.

21mEpisode XXVII - Ovid Emperors of RomePodcast

Part of Emperors of Rome

Exiled to the Black Sea for a poem and a mistake he never named. Twenty-one minutes on the punishment that produced his best work.

16m069- As History of Rome Wedding The History of RomePodcast

Part of The History of Rome

Sixteen minutes on Roman marriage as an institution: the forms, the dowries, and how easily either party could end it.

15mBonus XII- Orpheus and Eurydice (April Fools' Day Special) Autocrat: A Roman History PodcastPodcast

Part of Autocrat: A Roman History Podcast

Fifteen minutes on the descent into the underworld, the condition attached to the rescue, and the backward glance that undoes it.

10mBonus X- Pyramus and Thisbe (Valentine's Day Special) Autocrat: A Roman History PodcastPodcast

Part of Autocrat: A Roman History Podcast

Ten minutes on the lovers, the wall and the mulberry that turned red, which Ovid tells and Shakespeare rewrote twice.

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25mIliad Part III: Hector and Andromache, Sitting in a Tree Autocrat: A Roman History PodcastPodcast

Part of Autocrat: A Roman History Podcast · Vince and Cassie, 137 numbered episodes

22mPsyche Autocrat: A Roman History PodcastPodcast

Part of Autocrat: A Roman History Podcast · Vince and Cassie, 137 numbered episodes

21mIliad Part VI: Divine Booty Call Autocrat: A Roman History PodcastPodcast

Part of Autocrat: A Roman History Podcast · Vince and Cassie, 137 numbered episodes

8mI'm Just a Goddess, Standing in Front of a Boy Autocrat: A Roman History PodcastPodcast

Part of Autocrat: A Roman History Podcast · Vince and Cassie, 137 numbered episodes

1h 43mRome, Stoicism, and (Avoiding) Love Professor Kozlowski LecturesPodcast

Part of Professor Kozlowski Lectures · University lectures on philosophy and the humanities; only the Roman episodes are indexed

1h 14mSpecial Guest Episode on Roman Sexuality w/Aven McMaster The History of Ancient GreecePodcast

Part of The History of Ancient Greece · Greek history in order, from the Stone Age forward; only the Roman episodes are indexed

59mSex and Sexuality in ancient Rome with LJ Trafford Ancient History HoundPodcast

Part of Ancient History Hound · Ancient Blogger on Greece, Rome and antiquity for every level; only the Roman episodes are indexed

With LJ Trafford

53mSpecial Guest Episode on 'Ovid and the Art of Love' w/Esme von Hoffman The History of Ancient GreecePodcast

Part of The History of Ancient Greece · Greek history in order, from the Stone Age forward; only the Roman episodes are indexed

38mJulius Caesar's Sex Life Dan Snow's History HitPodcast

Part of Dan Snow's History Hit · Dan Snow on history's defining moments; only the Roman episodes are indexed

11m32: Hadrian and Antinous Ancient Art Podcast (audio)Podcast

Part of Ancient Art Podcast (audio) · Art and culture of the ancient Mediterranean; only the Roman episodes are indexed

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